"Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets™ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation."-
The petitioners win.
WANT! Too bad I’m broke.
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Mech-at of the Day: “Meowtron” by Kube.
This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen.
Early Bird Special: If you weren’t awake before, you are now.
Also: May never sleep again.
Earlier: Using fireworks to blow sh*t up in slo-mo.
This is cool.
In Memoriam of the Day: A video tribute to the late Ryan Dunn, produced by his friends at Dickhouse, and shown at his memorial gathering this past Wednesday. The video features “The Light Outlives the Star” — a song penned in Ryan’s memory by Johnny Knoxville’s cousin Roger Alan Wade.
“Ryan was really crazy about my cousin Roger,” Knoxville is quoted as saying. “He loved his music and really looked up to him. Rog’ was equally as crazy about Ryan and, like everyone else, was shook by his passing.”
Like A Bus of the Day: I’m a bus!!! / I’m a BUUUUS! / suck my d*ck!! / I’M A BUUUUS!!
Like a boss!
GET IN THE BOAT of the Day: A school of Asian carp “attack” a father-sons fishing trip off a freshly flooded Spoon River.
This is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.
Early Bird Special: Before you grab your first cup of coffee, why not take a minute to learn a little bit about the world’s most popular legal drug. OK, fine. After you grab your first cup of coffee. Jeez.